Are you a Washington D.C. insider or corporate bigwig looking to get ahead of the competition by buying influence in Congress? You'll be hard pressed to find an opportunity as good as this!

Corrupt former Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke is currently renting a real life overpriced apartment in beautiful Whitefish, Montana.

As the "most investigated Interior Secretary" in U.S. history this is a great opportunity for lobbyists, corporations, or federal contract seekers to grease the wheels and get what you want!

You never have to set foot in the apartment if you don't want to. Just send Zinke a check for $2,800 a month and brag to everyone in Washington D.C. that you've got unrivaled access to a man who got fired by Donald Trump for being too corrupt.

We apologize that you'll have to eat and shop local after ethics investigators broke up Zinke's deal with the Chairman of Halliburton to open a microbrewery within walking distance of the apartment.

The best part... Zinke doesn't live in Montana. You never have to worry about the landlord stopping by or commenting that you didn't shovel the sidewalk.

Act now.

Please don't consider renting this apartment if you are...

• A public school teacher

• A service industry employee

• A nurse

• A first responder

• Any minimum wage employee

Representative Zinke is well aware no Montanans working these jobs can afford a rent of $2,800 in Whitefish. Young families with significant childcare or health care expenses should also not consider this price. Out-of-state and non-local interest is a plus.